Hey everyone Welcome to our Joke page
Here you will find one of a kind jokes created by us! Cause as you know, we have a great sense of humor
Well lets get started
Q: What did the mouse say when he saw the Swiss cheese?
Q: What did the boy rope say to the girl rope?
A:Lets tie the knot
Q: What do you call a rope with three knots in its middle and covered in raspberry jam?
Q:How do bees groom themselves?
A:With a Honey comb
Q:What did the Father door say when he saw his new son?
A:Oh hes a-door-able
Here is some very silly sayings I have found while out and about in the community.
- Did you know keeping horses is a stable business?
- Insert your credit card to charge your phone. Your card will not be charged
- We are looking for nude models for an art class. Ask about our various positions
Q: What did one rope say to the other rope?
A: Lets knot and say we did
Q: What do you call a cat who throws garbage everywhere?
A: Kitty Litter
Q: How does a cookie make his bed?
A: With cookie sheets
Q: How did the car feel before going to the mechanic?
A: Tired and Exhausted.
Q: What did the horse say when the farmer asked him if he wanted a carrot?
So the farmer took the carrot back with him.
Q: Does a Bear have bear feet
A: No they are not bare, they are covered in fur
Q:What do you call a duck with dirt between his toes?
A:Ducks have webbed feet silly! They cannot get dirt between their toes
Q: How do you honor a sandwich?
A: Give it a little toast
Q: What did the roll of tickets say to the ticket man?
A: Quit ripping me off